Sunday, August 15, 2010

An Important List.

i meant to post this much sooner following graduation, but sadly this little note sat neglected in my edit posts tab. poor thing.

Things I Learned In College.

- studying is definitely overrated.

- having an illegal pet is totally worth the fear of losing your cleaning deposit.


- no matter how broke you are, don't get the 66 cent bread. it isn't worth it.

- taking no shower is highly adviseable to taking a cold one.

- waking up late on sunday pretty much guarantees the previous condition.

- coloring is a great stress reliever.

- your coworkers have a much bigger impact on your job happiness than the actual work that you do.

- some people just never learn to put their dishes in the dishwasher. ever.

- class goes by much faster with snacks.

- you can never have too many dance parties in the kitchen.

- liquid dishsoap is not a suitable alternative to dishwasher detergent.

- anything that takes longer than 12 minutes to cook probably isn't worth it...

- some of my best writing is cranked out at 2 am.

- sno cones can change your life.
- never underestimate the power of sarcasm.

- the most magical things can be found at the DI.

- many amusing incidents occur on the shuttle.

- cold brownie batter makes any situation better. by at least ten times.

- taking summer classes goes against nature. it should only be attempted with caution.

- if you don't dress up for halloween you're just wasting it.

- sleepovers in the living room can never be a bad idea.

- always say yes to road trips or travel opportunities of any kind.

- if you make out with your neighbor's friend you will hear about it for the rest of the semester.

- there is never a good time to do laundry.

- roommates can ruin your life. but they can be pretty great too.

4 comments:

  1. This is possibly my favorite post on your blog.

    "if you make out with your neighbor's friend you will hear about it for the rest of the semester."
    Made me laugh out loud. and...the picture of us getting ready to go to Vegas is ridiculous. Hailey and I are in the same 'lean in with your leg weirdly popped' and you look slightly posed as well. We look like little babies! Hilarious. Also, sometimes I still can't get over the fact that we lived in Stoneridge. Coolest apartment EVER.

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  2. I love this post! It brought back so many great memories. (luckily we were always together so our memories were often the same...mostly) It's seems so surreal that our college experience is actually over and we are all moving on. It wouldn't have been nearly as awesome without you.

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  3. Also I need to start signing into my own account before posting...

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  4. I definitely agree about the 66 cent bread thing. That is just something that takes a little splurging. That is, unless you want to end up feeding your bread to the ducks.

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