fall in the sea, fall in the noise, like you know me.

guys, i know i come across as extremely well-rounded, awesome, and well-adjusted. it may come as a shock to you that i am also deeply flawed.

for example:

my average laundry "dryer to dresser" time is 3 days.

i shush inanimate objects. (usually when i'm the only one awake, and knocking over things in the kitchen)

i hate going to the post office.

i'm really terrible at returning phone calls.

i still find it acceptable to say things like "let's blow this popsicle stand."

i sometimes obsess. often over things that don't matter. but sometimes over things that do. almost always over things i have no control over.

and finally, i hate hate hate waiting. i've been trying to be patient my whole life. but as it turns out, i'm not very good at it. i hate waiting for my pasta to cook. i hate waiting in line at the grocery store. i hate waiting for my hair to grow. i hate waiting for movies to come out. and mostly, i hate when the waiting has no end in sight. when maybe it's better to stop waiting. but how do you stop?

asking vague hypothetical questions and expecting an answer. that's getting added to the flaw list.