dear dog down the street,
thanks for barking all night long. it really aids in my REM cycle.
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dear Salt Lake,
i might like you. i'm still making up my mind.
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dear ice cream,
thank you for being an acceptable dinner substitute
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dear decisions,
i entirely loathe everything about you. you will not be thanked by me today.
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dear almost famous,
thanks for still being one of my favorite movies, and for being so cheap at Hollywood Video's going out of business sale.
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dear black flats,
thanks for lasting so long. i shouldn't have worn you to work so much and now you have a hole in the bottom. i apologize for treating you so carelessly.
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dear bangs,
i only like you sometimes. let's work on that.
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dear KSL,
thanks for having such a great classified ads section. you have helped me spend many hours of my life in enjoyment.
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dear cache valley,
please move closer.
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I'll talk to Cache Valley and see what I can do.
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