Wednesday, January 11, 2012

things i am good at

 - filling in other people's air quotes
 - putting on makeup under my glasses
 - reading product reviews
 - eating leftovers
 - saying 'ass-bag' in front of my grandma
 - being 5 minutes late for work
 - making awkward eye contact
 - falling asleep with an open laptop on my stomach
 - making pointless lists

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