Letters

Dear Lady at Work Who Touched My Stomach While I Was Filling Up My Water Bottle,

Nope. Nope nope nope.

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Dear Rain,

I've kind of been enjoying you. (Don't tell Brian. He'll whisk us away to Portland sooooo fast.)

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Dear Maternity Jeans,

You are my most favorite clothing item ever. Why don't all pants have an elastic waistband? Why?

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Dear Apartment Pool,

I am dying in anticipation of you opening. Just go for it. I have a maternity swimsuit to wear and I'm starting to feel ridiculous just lounging around the living room in it.

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Dear Baby Girl,

We love you so much and are basically dying with anticipation to meet you. We got to feel you kick so much this weekend and it was amazing! You keep doing what you're doing, and we'll try to be patient for the next 20 weeks.

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Dear Oskar,

Stop meowing at the door. You can't go outside. You're afraid of puppies.

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Dear Food,

I am really looking forward to attacking you with the same gusto as I did before I was pregnant. October will be here soon!